Monday – Friday
I go to the rooms of each of my sweet sweet sleeping children.
I turn their lights on and in my best “Im the best mama in the world” sing song voice, I softly say “Good morning my babies! Time to get up!”
I walk to the kitchen to start breakfast. I think to myself, my babies are so awesome. They are up and washing their sweet faces and brushing their lovely teeth. la la la

10 mins later I walk to these little angels rooms to let them know breakfast is almost ready.
Ehem…Those sweet kids of mine are still in bed with covers over their head now.
“Ok baby boy ok baby girl. I said its time to get up. Come on there is still a lot to do to get ready for school.” pull covers off of them and walk away.

Sigh-back to kitchen.
5 mins pass by. Those little farts better be up and washing their faces and brushing their damn teeth!
Walk to their rooms…
“SERIOUSLY?!?!” (notice sing song voice is GONE! we have hit full mama voice mode now! watch out)

“get up now! You have to get cleaned up eat breakfast get dressed comb your hair get you stuff together and get to the bus ontime! NOW! UGH!!”
………….
AHHH… they are sitting in front of me swallowing their breakfast whole answering everything i say with yes mama. and we are out the door on to the bus stop.
Sigh no worries, I got this!

Cut to Saturday and Sunday
6:00 am on the dot
These little people who give me HELL to wake up for school during the week, are breathing in my face and when I crack open an eyelid…
I hear “Mama can i play the xbox?”
SERIOUSLY!!!!!!























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