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The following guidelines will assist your progress in dieting:
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out.
3. When eating with someone else, calories don’t count if you both eat the same amount.
4. Late-night snacks have no calories. The refrigerator light is not bright enough for the calories to see their way into the calorie counter.
5. Cookie pieces contain no calories, because breakage causes the calories to leak out.
6. There are no calories in food eaten from someone else’s plate.
7. Movie related snacks are much lower in calories because they are part of the entertainment, and not one’s personal fuel.
8. If you are in the process of preparing something, food licked off utensils have no calories. Examples: Peanut Butter on a knife and ice cream on a spoon.
Good luck! 
All jokes aside, I seriously can’t wait to get back on track after my surgery !! I actually miss my workouts! *gasp* hard to believe huh! Luckily I’ve not gained any weight back. I just havent been able to work on the losing part and toning up part either 
I was on such a roll too. Oh well. Soon I will heal and I will be back in the game! 
Love to ya! XOXO
Monday – Friday
I go to the rooms of each of my sweet sweet sleeping children.
I turn their lights on and in my best “Im the best mama in the world” sing song voice, I softly say “Good morning my babies! Time to get up!”
I walk to the kitchen to start breakfast. I think to myself, my babies are so awesome. They are up and washing their sweet faces and brushing their lovely teeth. la la la
10 mins later I walk to these little angels rooms to let them know breakfast is almost ready.
Ehem…Those sweet kids of mine are still in bed with covers over their head now.
“Ok baby boy ok baby girl. I said its time to get up. Come on there is still a lot to do to get ready for school.” pull covers off of them and walk away.
Sigh-back to kitchen.
5 mins pass by. Those little farts better be up and washing their faces and brushing their damn teeth!
Walk to their rooms…
“SERIOUSLY?!?!” (notice sing song voice is GONE! we have hit full mama voice mode now! watch out)
“get up now! You have to get cleaned up eat breakfast get dressed comb your hair get you stuff together and get to the bus ontime! NOW! UGH!!”
………….
AHHH… they are sitting in front of me swallowing their breakfast whole answering everything i say with yes mama. and we are out the door on to the bus stop.
Sigh no worries, I got this!
Cut to Saturday and Sunday
6:00 am on the dot
These little people who give me HELL to wake up for school during the week, are breathing in my face and when I crack open an eyelid…
I hear “Mama can i play the xbox?”
SERIOUSLY!!!!!!
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